January 2011
11 posts
London In The Grip Of Another Financial Buggering
A fucking cable car. Yes! Because that’s what we need! More pointless spending of millions to connect people to a couple of places for the fucking Olympics!It’s brilliant that we’re in so much financial trouble and businesses, libraries, pubs, shops, homes are being lost that we can spend a good few million quid on something completely frivolous like a fucking cable car....
Dodgy Tummy Stuffing
Guh. Might have been a pie that was off, or the beer or the wine I had yesterday but my tummy is a bit iffy today. People often ask me how I’m alive and after I joke about it being a bloody miracle, seeing as I drink most pubs dry of an evening and sleep in a kebab given half the chance, I realise they mean because I’m made of cloth and stuffing and therefore shouldn’t...
'ello! New Web Address?
I think so! Welcome then to the start of what is already http://lostbearings.com ! I feel all 2.0 and stuff. You can now also email me directly at jeb@lostbearings.com and I will read them if I’m sober enough! Eey! So, how was your day?
If I Had a Business Card
If I did have such a thing as a business card, what would I put on it other than my contact details? Watching Marty ordering his last night I was surprised he didn’t add “Waster, Fat Bastard, Sheep Botherer” under his job title or profession or whatever it is he claims he does to keep me in beer. I reckon for me I would put “Verified Awesome” as one. I dunno....
Get Well Now
Dear Everyone, It’s a miserable old time of year out there at the moment. Shortly to be followed by extended periods of not-much-better. I’d just like to take a moment out of my busy schedule* to wish everyone a speedy recovery from whatever ailment is currently holding you hostage and making a rubbish time worse. Good cheer, you lot! I’ll raise a brew your way and scoff...
Remember Migraine Carpets?
Remember when you were young? I do. It was rubbish. Horrible carpets, no computers, limited sandwiches, flares. There was other stuff probably, can’t really remember most of it now I’ve started.There was a point to this… first Amplify post or something similar? I dunno.’ello! See this Amp at http://amplify.com/u/bmryh via Amplify.com
Taverning
Well there’s no sign of that old photograph showing me back in time. I must have gone back in time and stopped myself from going back in time before coming home and then going to the pub. Shame. I wonder what I would’ve got up to if I hadn’t stopped myself going. How I can even remember any of this is puzzling enough but I suppose it must have been years of proximity to...
Pub Attic Panic
I woke up in the attic of my local pub this morning. I don’t know how! I just did. I discovered an old photograph that clearly has me on it - same shirt, buttons and Star Wars pyjama bottoms. Everything! Now, this photo dates back to the 1800’s AND I AIN’T THAT OLD! After stumbling down to the kitchen and helping myself to some bacon and that, I started to wonder if...
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I dropped my sandwich
Oh my lovely little sandwich Of cheese and pickle pure! You slipped right out my ruddy paws And fell right on the floor :(
GeekPlanetOnline Xmas Stocking Bearcast Mini
Leading up to that Christmas thing, GeekPlanetOnline got some top contributers, like ourselves, to contribute to their Christmas Stocking whatsit. So in a timely manner, here’s my delayed posting of this on my blog thing here. Eey! var agent=navigator.userAgent.toLowerCase(); var is_iphone = (agent.indexOf('mobile')!=-1) && ((agent.indexOf('iphone')!=-1) ||...