December 2010
2 posts
Beartide Greetings
What you lot think of as Christmas Eve, us lot think of as the Eve of the Thud.
Ursa Major created the world but didn’t have any colouring-in skills so He sent Ursa Minor to Earth with some holy crayons, paints and oils and that.
Ursa Minor was very good at colouring stuff in and on what we now call Ursmas, Ursa Minor landed with an almighty Thud somewhere just outside Kent.
He...